Dildos

XXXCalibur from Mr Hankeys Toys

Sooooo I’m back, again. Hey, what’s up? Let’s cut to the chase, my Valentine cancelled on me so I thought I’d publish this review that’s been haunting me since this beast of a toy came into my life. The XXXCalibur is point blank period...

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The Rentman from Mr. Hankey’s Toys

I’m baaackkk! Yes, despite a dead laptop, a brand new day job and a depleted sex drive (yay meds!) ya boy is back. Miss me? Today’s little/big doozy is brought to you by Mr Hankey’s Toys. As always, check ‘em out over here, treat...

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El Rey Dildo by Mr Hankey

If you’ve ever thought you could take on anything but sadly fallen short when faced with the issue, take a seat and read about my experience with the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I receive the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s...

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Buckhem Dildo by Celebrity Dildo

A few months ago I received a toy that straight up baffled me. If you’ve ever found yourself wanting to go around with a certain English football star, then the Buckhem from Celebrity Dildo is the toy for you. I received the Buckhem from...

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Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn Cock

I can’t say I’ve ever come across a penis so large that I’ve had to doubt my abilities. As they say every dog has his day and my day just so happened to come around when I laid eyes on the Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn...

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Crystal Classic Glass Dildo

I haven’t once thought I’d find myself in possession of a sex toy made out of glass. It’s something that’s always intrigued me but at the same time, terrified me. The Crystal Classic Glass Dildo from Candy Red managed to reassure me though that sticking glass dildos up...

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