Sooooo I’m back, again. Hey, what’s up? Let’s cut to the chase, my Valentine cancelled on me so I thought I’d publish this review that’s been haunting me since this beast of a toy came into my life. The XXXCalibur is point blank period...
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The Rentman from Mr. Hankey’s Toys
I’m baaackkk! Yes, despite a dead laptop, a brand new day job and a depleted sex drive (yay meds!) ya boy is back. Miss me? Today’s little/big doozy is brought to you by Mr Hankey’s Toys. As always, check ‘em out over here, treat...
Continue reading...Tubesteak Dildo by Mr Hankey’s Toys
“OI GET FUCKED” were the first words that stumbled from my mouth as I laid eyes on my next toy. The behemoth Tubesteak from Mr Hankey’s Toys had me in awe – but more importantly, I was excited. Mr Hankey’s Toys chucked me the...
Continue reading...El Rey Dildo by Mr Hankey
If you’ve ever thought you could take on anything but sadly fallen short when faced with the issue, take a seat and read about my experience with the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s Toys. I receive the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s...
Continue reading...Boomer Banks Realistic Dildo by Fleshjack
So I was having a bummer of a week and decided to treat myself. After sprawling the Internet I found love in the form of the replica Boomer Banks Dildo by Fleshjack. With a total length of 9 inches, 7.25 insertible inches and a...
Continue reading...Eva Classic Ceramic Dildo by Persian Palm
Good lawd was the only appropriate statement I could muster when I unboxed this beauty of a handcrafted piece of art. When I reached out to Persian Palm in the hopes of reviewing one of their ceramic toys, I did not expect the beauty...
Continue reading...Sex Wooden Toys Demetra Wooden Vibrator
My butt is somewhat of a sensitive part of my body. I always have to be careful when using toys and different textures can inflict certain types of pain that aren’t really fun. Surprisingly, the Demetra from Sex Wooden Toys is quite possibly the...
Continue reading...Buckhem Dildo by Celebrity Dildo
A few months ago I received a toy that straight up baffled me. If you’ve ever found yourself wanting to go around with a certain English football star, then the Buckhem from Celebrity Dildo is the toy for you. I received the Buckhem from...
Continue reading...Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn Cock
I can’t say I’ve ever come across a penis so large that I’ve had to doubt my abilities. As they say every dog has his day and my day just so happened to come around when I laid eyes on the Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn...
Continue reading...Crystal Classic Glass Dildo
I haven’t once thought I’d find myself in possession of a sex toy made out of glass. It’s something that’s always intrigued me but at the same time, terrified me. The Crystal Classic Glass Dildo from Candy Red managed to reassure me though that sticking glass dildos up...
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