“OI GET FUCKED” were the first words that stumbled from my mouth as I laid eyes on my next toy. The behemoth Tubesteak from Mr Hankey’s Toys had me in awe – but more importantly, I was excited. Mr Hankey’s Toys chucked me the...
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Iroha Zen Bullet Vibe by Tenga
Squishy, squishy, SQUISHY. That’s literally all that comes to mind when I think of the Iroha Zen and holy shit it makes me incredibly happy. Yep, you guessed it. My pals over at Tenga hooked me up with ANOTHER sweet toy and this one...
Continue reading...Doxy Don Massager
Alright, I’m back with another review for another sick Aussie retailer. Nikki Darling tossed me my very own Doxy Don and let me tell ya; my experience was all over the place. As always, check out Nikki Darling, treat yo’self and be blessed. I’m Roxxxy...
Continue reading...Wicked Aqua Pink Lemonade Lubricant
Ayo, it’s ya boy Xander back with a review for a pretty sick Aussie retailer. Pleasure Chest chucked me a pretty sweet box of goodies and in it was a bottle of Wicked Aqua Pink Lemonade water-based lube. Let me tell ya, it’s fucking dope...
Continue reading...Bentlii Flexi-Toy by Nü Sensuelle
Today I’ve got a short and sweet review to get y’all through the week. The Bentlii by Nü Sensuelle is by far one of the best toys I’ve put in my butt and without a doubt, could be your next fave. I received the...
Continue reading...Pleasurenana Double Ended Masturbator
I sat for what felt like hours in the hope of coming up with a joke about this latest toy. To no avail I just decided it’d be best to be up front. This is the Pleasurenana and it is a hoot. I received...
Continue reading...Where have I been? A brief life update.
Hey everyone. I wish I had a brilliant reason as to where I’ve been over the last two months. First off I want to apologise for my absence, my time on social media has been sparse over the course of the last few weeks...
Continue reading...Tenga Real Hole Lubricant – Motsu Toys Lineup
It’s time to talk about my favourite lubricant. Stringy, never tacky, long lasting and incredibly fun; Tenga Real Hole Lubricant is everything I’ve ever needed in a lubricant, and more. I received my Tenga Real Hole Lubricant as part of my series of reviews...
Continue reading...Wildfire All Over Pleasure Oil – Black
I’ve always been a big time consumer when it comes to Australian owned and produced products in my day-to-day life. When I stumbled across the Aussie company Wildfire, I was too keen to try them out. I received the Wildfire All Over Pleasure Oil – Black...
Continue reading...blewit! Male Performance + Masturbator
I’ve had my eye on the blewit! masturbator for as long as I can remember. When I was offered the opportunity from my good pals over at Forbidden Fruit – I was too thrilled. I received the blewit! from Forbidden Fruit, free of charge...
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