El Rey Dildo by Mr Hankey

If you’ve ever thought you could take on anything but sadly fallen short when faced with the issue, take a seat and read about my experience with the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s Toys.

I receive the El Rey XL from Mr Hankey’s Toys free or charge in return for my honest review. Check them out for some incredibly detailed and incredibly large dildos suited to any size queens wildest dreams.

The El Rey is a beast of a dildo that even I have had issues with. Yes, the guy who constantly professes his love for big dicks and girthy dildos had an issue with this gargantuan toy. The El Rey is available in four sizes ranging from medium to XXL. Being the size queen that I am I opted for the XL because I like a challenge and I was feeling quite confident when I spoke to my contact at Mr Hankey’s – big mistake.

He’s a beast, Maury!

The XL measures in at a whopping 14.25 inches with an insertable 13 inches, the girth is also astounding. The head measures in at 8.75 inches in girth, the middle comes in at 10.50 inches and the circumference near the base is 9.75 inches. I won’t lie; just reading back over these measurements, the El Rey scares me.

The El Rey is available in three colours – natural tan, deep brown and black. You can also choose whether you would like your toy to be medium firm or 75% soft and for an additional $4.95 you can get a Vac-U-Hole upgrade, making your Mr Hankey toy sex machine compatible. I opted for the 75% percent deep brown because I’m not too keen on firm toys, something of this girth too, I was worried if it were too firm then it could’ve been problematic for my body. I chose the natural tan and I love the shade because a guy can only own so many super white dildos.

How does he look though?

The detail of the El Rey is pretty in depth. The veins are pronounced just enough to make the shaft look realistic and the foreskin is quite believable. An added feature would have been if the foreskin was moveable but hey, you can’t have everything. The base of the El Rey is pretty simplistic but for an extra $29.95 you can purchase a set of silicone balls that add to the aesthetic of a big ol’ dick.

In use, the El Rey is what I can only imagine as fulfilling and astounding. As I mentioned previously, I ran into trouble with the El Rey. It’s too big for me. Shock horror. In my experience with large toys I’ve always enjoyed a challenge. Big toys excite me and I’m constantly looking for that next big step. The El Rey has been a challenge that I am still in the process of conquering but having taken about 2 inches, the El Rey excites me for what’s to come.

Given that the El Rey is 100% body safe silicone you can boil it, chuck it in the dishwasher or give it a soak in a nice warm bath. Just remember the toy cleaner and you’re set. My El Rey is so large that I’ve had difficulty storing it so it hangs out on my bookshelf, making it a dust magnet. It’s also a great conversation starter for when people ask me what I do outside of my day job.

Final Thoughts

If you plan on purchasing your own El Rey I urge you to think about the sizes and to not skimp on the lube! Use a good quality, long lasting water-based lubricant that you can apply liberally and frequently. I only wish I had taken Mr Hankey seriously on their product page when they warn not to let your eyes get greedier than your hole.