A short and sweet review is always fun. Many would say that it’s lazy writing, my opinion though sways toward the thought of, the less you have to say, the better the read. I hadn’t felt this way in a while until the Alpha Male Milking Stick from Meo came into my life.
First things first, because I know people will jump down my throat. The Milking Stick is made of stainless steel, I’m not sure if it’s 100% medical grade stainless steel so every time I have used it I’ve used a condom. That being said, if you have any concerns regarding the safety of using Meo’s stainless steel products, please do not hesitate to contact them.
Measuring in at 9.5 inches, the Milking Stick is a hefty tool. My kitchen scales are still MIA so I haven’t been able to weigh it, to be frank; it’s a little less heavy than the Pure Wand. With a pointed diameter of 1.45 inches that tapers out to the half-inch rod, the Milking Stick is quite possibly one of the best prostate massagers I’ve ever used.
In use it took me a few attempts to figure out the Milking Stick. It isn’t curved like most prostate massagers so I was initially confused as to how it was going to stimulate my prostate and not just slide right past it. Laying on my back with it between my legs wasn’t great, even angling it upwards didn’t give much stimulation. It wasn’t until my fourth or fifth attempt that I decided to jush it up and try a new position – this is where I discovered the true joy of the Milking Stick.
The position I’m speaking of is giving the Milking Stick a good old-fashioned ride. With it’s super thin tapered base and rod-like body, the Milking Stick doesn’t really scream “ride-able” but with the right amount of pillows tucked around the base and an excellent quality lube, riding this toy has become my new favourite pastime. I wish I were kidding about the intensity of riding the Milking Stick but it is one of the best feelings I’ve inflicted on my prostate. The tip perfectly massages the prostate and when angled correctly, it glides straight past the prostate and further into the anal canal. I am yet to experience this euphoric sensation with any other toys I own, the only downside is that I am yet to actually milk my prostate with this toy but I am determined to greet that moment with open arms and an open booty hole.
- A heavy-duty prostate massager that goes above and beyond.
- Could be thicker with more ribbed features but I’m not complaining.
- I’m still unclear of how body safe the stainless steel is.