Diamond Cashmere Masturbator Sleeve by Swoon Kink

Cashmere. Argyle. Masturbator. Three words that I never thought could be mentioned in the same sentence. Here we are though and oh boy howdy, this is a wonderfully, delightful product.

I received the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator Sleeve by Swoon Kink from the delightful Slinky Minx. The Slinky Minx is legitimately one of my most favourite Aussie retailers and the products they stock are beyond amazing. Check them out for some of the best, imported toys available in Australia.

The Diamond Cashmere Masturbator is honestly one of the softest things I’ve ever touched in my life. I will admit, when The Slinky Minx reached out and asked if I would be keen to review this toy I was straight up befuddled. I could not for the life of me understand the enjoyment of using a cashmere masturbation sleeve. The thought instantly threw me back to hearing about guys masturbating into a sock when I was in high school. Something I never did because being obsessive-compulsive prevented making messes like that but these days, I’m just super curious and hey, a masturbator is a masturbator.

Down to basics, the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator measures in at 14cm in length with a stretchy width of 5.5cm. Each sleeve is 100% cashmere and handcrafted. Think of it as a super comfy knit jumper for your penis – aka what dreams are made of. The best way to describe the sensation of using the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator is that it’s very similar to rubbing your penis against a pillow or bed sheet. Don’t lie, if you have a dick, you know you’ve done it and loved it.

When it came to using the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator the first time around, I was hesitant. It honestly felt like a step back, with all the advancements in masturbatory devices and such, but I was keen to try it out. As I slipped myself inside, I couldn’t help but feel like I just slipped my penis into a custom made turtleneck. I giggled – a lot.

The Diamond Cashmere Masturbator blew me away the first time I used it. Without lube and rock hard I just slipped in and it honestly felt like my penis had found its home. The idea of the friction of cashmere rubbing against skin could deter anyone, and I don’t blame them. It’s kind of absurd when you think about it, but something with the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator just works.

We all know I’m never fully satisfied without lube so I had to give it a crack with the Diamond Cashmere Masturbator. Big mistake. Now, I’m not saying you shouldn’t use lube with this toy, that’s entirely up to you but I just didn’t enjoy it as much. In all honestly, it kind of just felt like I was rubbing my dick with a damp cloth. Not my idea of a good time.

When it comes to cleaning your Diamond Cashmere Masturbator it requires a decent amount of work. As directed by The Slinky Minx website, Hand or machine wash, delicate cycle, in cold water. If you wish to tumble dry, please set it to low heat with other soft fabrics for 10 min. Reshape and dry flat”. Feel free to follow these exact rules, but my contact at The Slinky Minx assures me a simple hand wash in cold water is more than enough to get this guy back in fighting form.

Pretty simple when you think about it but the idea of having to chuck this product in the washing machine each time I use it, is the only downside I could find. I also want to mention that after each wash, the cashmere becomes fuzzier in texture.

Pros:

  • Softest thing I’ve ever put my penis in.
  • The friction is just enough to take me over the edge within a matter of minutes.

Cons:

  • Depending entirely on the user, but lube ruined it for me.