MEO Lube Haul

If you haven’t caught on by now, I’m a pretty big fan of lube. It’s honestly one of my favourite things about sexy time. In my short time of being a sex blogger I’ve noticed that most bloggers tend to shy away from lube reviews. I’m not sure why when it’s the literal fuel that keeps sexy time running smoothly, but each to their own. I also love a good haul, who doesn’t?

I received this mixed haul of lube from MEO, free of charge in exchange for my honest review. Check them out for some amazing toys and their incredibly large range of products.

Rush Time – referred to as MEO’s “poppers of the lubes”, Rush Time is an intense, water-based warming anal lubricant targeted toward providing “stronger, toe-curling orgasms”. I can’t say I’ve experienced these sensations using this lubricant – the only sensations I’ve felt were painful. With the added ingredient of Capsicum Frutescens Resin (capsicum extract) using this lubricant ended with me sobbing in the shower while I focused as much cold water on my dick as possible. I don’t know who is using this lubricant internally but I would 100% pray for them.

Contains Aqua, Glycerin, Propylenglycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Acrylate / Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Polysorbate 80, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Capsicum Frutescens Resin.

Anal Total – an interesting water-based lube because it’s target toward enhancing the act of rimming. I managed to try this lube a couple months ago while I was still in a relationship and I am happy to say that it was surprising. Although the vanilla fragrance is slight, it is still strong enough to enhance the flavour of your partners’ booty hole. Rimming isn’t for everyone but hey, don’t knock it till you try it.

Contains Water, Glycerine, Hydroxypropyl, Guar, Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine, Flavor.

Anal Push – Specially designed to provide users with an incredible experience. This lubricant is long lasting and highly addicting. I am yet to come across a silicone-based lubricant that requires such a small amount that goes so far. There is also a supposed added ingredient that allows for easier stretching of the anal cavity but I am yet to experience anything of that caliber.

Contains Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone, Laureth-9

Aqua Meo – A pretty standard run of the mill water-based lubricant. Despite being water-based, Aqua Meo is actually pretty long lasting. It doesn’t dry out fast and isn’t tacky.

Contains Water, Glycerine, Hydroxypropyl, Guar, Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine.

Lube Haul Rainbow!

Fuck Slut – is a premium silicone-based lubricant with a gel-like consistency. It doesn’t dry out and surprisingly doesn’t leave you with that greasy feeling that so many silicone-based lubricants are notorious for.

Contains Dimethicone and Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone

Alpha Male – Designed as the perfect lubricant for beginners. Alpha Male contains a numbing agent that makes anal sex easier. This water-based lubricant is unique in that although it contains a numbing agent, you can still feel every sensation of being penetrated without the pain.

Contains Aqua, Glycerin, Propylenglycol, Laureth 9, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Acrylate. Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Polysorbate 80, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin.

Plow BoyAdded ingredients aloe and vitamin E, make this a nourishing lubricant that leaves the skin supple to the touch. Thick, long lasting and barely tacky, Plow Boy is the ultimate silicone-based lubricant. My only hang up with this lubricant is that it is super hard to clean up. Trust when I say you’ll need all the soapy water in the world to clean up.

Contains Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Glycine Soja, Aloe Barbadensis, Tocopherol

EZ 2Fuck – A standard silicone-based lubricant. Nothing really special about this one, I’ve used it a couple of times and it has a very similar consistency to Fuck Slut though it isn’t as slick.

Contains Dimethicone and Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone.

I thoroughly enjoyed experimenting with the assortment of lubricants Meo offers. As you can see, they cater to a wide audience regarding the types of lubricants they offer and there are sure to be more than a few to pique the interest of even the strictest lube fiend.