James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock

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The James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock from Doc Johnson is more of a mouthful than it is impressive. I had such high hopes for this toy, solely based on Deen’s attractiveness. That sounds vapid but hey, who cares.

I picked up the Deen assuming I was in for a good time and as much as I want to say I enjoyed the hell out of playing with a porn superstar’s likeness, I was left unsatisfied and kind of bummed out.

Measuring in at 8.9 inches total with an insertable length of 6.25 inches and a diameter of 2 inches – 2.5 inches at its thickest point. The Deen is 100% silicone and what I would call an impressive and enjoyable size for someone new to anal play. The Deen comes in a rather over the top packaged box, it’s adorned with pictures of Deen and the same information written in three different places. It’s kind of like Doc Johnson didn’t want people to forget what this dildo is made of and what it is used for.

Adding to the mediocrity of the Deen is the 5-inch long 3-speed bullet. It inserts into the base of the dildo along the shaft. It’s suggested that you use the accompanying sachet of cornstarch to ease the bullet in and out of the hole but that just makes too much mess for anyone to deal with. I hit it with a bit of lube and it still managed to require a pair of pliers and a whole lot of hope to get it out once I was done. The bullet isn’t great; it lacks any form of extreme enjoyment. Overall, it’s cheap, which sucks because you would think that a product tied to such a big name porn superstar would be exceptional, but no, it’s just bad.

In use, the Deen didn’t take much warming up to get inside. The girth in the middle gave me an admittedly good and full feeling, which is something I always look for in a dildo, but something was lacking. I do love a thick dildo but I must confess, I also appreciate a lengthy dildo – and the Deen, is not that. After playing around with the Deen for a good half hour I ended up swapping him out for the Stryker, which finished me off in no time.

The best thing the Deen has going for itself is that it is 100% silicone, meaning that it is one of the safest materials that you can use inside your body. You don’t have to use a condom with it, don’t use silicone or oil based lubes – they will eat the toy – it doesn’t have that irritating smell like most porous toys and if you take care of it you will get a good life out of it.

Being silicone, clean up is a breeze. Run him under warm water, clean him with a 10% bleach solution or chuck him in the dishwasher for that extra hard cleanse.

 Pros:

  • The Deen is 100% silicone, which is always the best body-safe option to use when it comes to sticking things inside your person.
  • The carry bag, it’s big enough to fit the dildo, bullet and a small bottle of lube to accompany you on a trip.
  • The girth, I’m somewhat of a size queen and although the length didn’t impress me, the girth made up for it.

Cons:

  • The bullet vibrator is cheap and weak. You feel all vibrations at the base of the dildo but absolutely nothing at the tip – the part that’s actually inside you.
  • The silicone is too firm. If you don’t use a high quality water based lube and a lot of it, you’ll be left feeling sore.
  • If you prefer a longer dildo, this is not the toy for you.