XXXCalibur from Mr Hankeys Toys

Sooooo I’m back, again. Hey, what’s up? Let’s cut to the chase, my Valentine cancelled on me so I thought I’d publish this review that’s been haunting me since this beast of a toy came into my life. The XXXCalibur is point blank period...

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New Standard Eggs by Tenga

Can I just take some time to say how much I appreciate the babes at Tenga. Once again they’ve hooked ya boy up with some pretty slick treats. The New Standard Eggs are quite possibly the most exciting, solely because of their packaging! I...

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Lelo Loki Wave

Sup family? It’s time to talk about the latest little doozy to grace my butthole. It’s blue, silky smooth and pricey a.f. This my friends, is the Lelo Loki Wave. I received the Loki Wave from my pals over at Lelo. Free of charge,...

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The Rentman from Mr. Hankey’s Toys

I’m baaackkk! Yes, despite a dead laptop, a brand new day job and a depleted sex drive (yay meds!) ya boy is back. Miss me? Today’s little/big doozy is brought to you by Mr Hankey’s Toys. As always, check ‘em out over here, treat...

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Tenga EV Masturbator

Sooo, it’s been a minute since we last caught up hey? I’ve been super busy with a brand new job – full time y’all – so things have gotten a tad slack over here. My bad, I know but hey, here’s a review I...

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Magnetic Donut Cock Ring by MEO

I’m about to introduce you guys to my favourite accessory. It’s round, sleek and heavy as fuck. It’s “the oh so easy” Magnetic Donut Cock Ring from MEO and my dicks newest friend. I received the Magnetic Donut Cock Ring from MEO, free of charge,...

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Iroha Zen Bullet Vibe by Tenga

Squishy, squishy, SQUISHY. That’s literally all that comes to mind when I think of the Iroha Zen and holy shit it makes me incredibly happy. Yep, you guessed it. My pals over at Tenga hooked me up with ANOTHER sweet toy and this one...

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